I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
she told me i tasted like america
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
Hey so I just want to get straight to the point it was me who ate the last cupcake and it was your sister who I fucked last nigt
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
There's no good way to say, "sorry your son saw me naked on top of your brother"
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
I JUST FARTED SO LOUD AND HARD I IMMEDIATELY TASTED IT
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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