the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
you kept insisting that i was jake gyllenhaal and you were heath ledger.
He tried to bang a 300 pounder last night. No joke. I shotgunned a tall boy in a bar cuz the bartender didn't crack the beer. Cant wait till Nashville.
My roommate says its rare that you can be tear gassed before you lose your virginity so i feel accomplished in life
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
Dude! We had to write our address on your arm in permanent marker so you wouldn't get lost. You just showed the cabbie your arm and he drove you! Nice guy.
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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