Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Sorry I couldn't answer your call, I'm expecting a call from Chris Hansen.
I'm guessing you didn't end up going to the bar last night.
Nope. Ended up at what I believe was a slumber party down the street.
you should wait a day or two to break up with your girlfriend
why?
so we can have sex in the meantime. It adds a little excitement.
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
I mean this holiday was built on cheap beer, shitty whisky, and processed meat... and I fully plan to honor that
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
She gave me what I will now dub a "hurricane sandy". Loud, wet and sloppy BJ that made me want to stay home and complain about shit on the Internet
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
The cop took you back from the hospital and the lady at the front desk said "how are you doing cal?" You said "how do you know my name?" she responded "you're the only person i've ever seen that can throw up in your back pocket." Skills dude.
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
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