So after your 27th or so beer, you gave me songs you want to have used if you're ever on intervention.
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
I understand Curling. That high.
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
He eats kale on the regular. Do I look like a bitch that wants to eat kale. No. Give me some Boston market.
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
Let’s be real here. NOTHING says Real Adulting like rolling a J on your line of credit paperwork.
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