Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
I live vicariously through you. No one mistakes me for a hooker anymore. I look like a stay at home mom of three. On bad days of four.
I just got a get of my turf look from a hooker. Apparently, Ninja Turtles T-shirt+Jeans+Flip-Flops=Hooker Gear. Woot.
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
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