to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
she made me cover her fishbowl with my shirt because she "didn't want to corrupt it."
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
next time we drink: battle shots.
battle shots or battle shits? if its the first, explain. if its the second I think I figured it out.
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
After I was kicked out of the last frat I blacked out, woke up in the hospital with no clothes no phone and no idea what happened last night. But i got hospital socks, thats a win in my book.
He gave me the choice between a threeway with his best friend or a tiny turtle. Unfortunately I chose the threeway.
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
Randomize