I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
WTF I just almost got ran over by a fucking cop!!!!!!
LOL you shoulda thrown yourself in front for money. Fucking cops!
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
here I sit at Southern Illinois' finest pubs and I thought I heard your laugh. I was sadly astonished to turn and find a midget cracking herself up reading the label on her can of chewing tobacco...
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
I tried telling the cop that I don't do drugs, and that if he'd just take me home I could prove it by showing him my D.A.R.E. certificate.
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
Also, they sell weed-chocolate covered strawberries. For the romantic stoner.
That was one of the best texts I got today
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
You know those times when you're sitting down for a while and r like damn I'm sober but then stand up and r like WOAH HOLD UP.
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