I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
Halfway through banging her I realized that she was playing a sex playlist on her iPod...first time actually having sex to R.Kelly's "bump and grind"
I just threw up during my phone interview for the largest PR firm in the world.
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
OMG I DIDNT READ THAT TEXT CAREFULLY CAUSE I'M ON THE DEVILS LETTUCE & I THREATENED TO PUNCH A CHILD OMG I'M SO SORRY
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
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