did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
then you asked me to turn your jeans into "jorts" just long enough to cover your ballsack
just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
Apparently I stole windex from the cab driver. Klepto Tom strikes again.
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
Did you send me a snapchat of your sister triple kissing two other girls?!!! You might be the greatest friend the world ever made
When a best friend shows up on a tricycle with a case a beer and goes "get on loser" you get on, because there is a magical adventure afoot
Holy shit, add "successfully got stoned secretly at a party where a cop was" to my list of accomplishments.
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
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