even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
This morning I saw a frozen puddle in front of my RA's door and I laughed, assuming someone poured water in hopes that she would slip and fall. That's when my roommate told me I had peed there last night. Thank you Captain Morgan!
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
Mystery solved: The table is broken because I had sex on it last night.
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
Someone just got kicked out of the mall for being dressed like a giant cat. I feel like this is in your future.
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
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