i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
felt a little awkward waiting for my McNuggets after vomiting all over the counter
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
I'm pretty sure I had my drunk fortune told by a gay Miss Cleo last night. At least it's advice sober me can agree with.
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
Just finished off half a bottle of vodka. Can't take in anymore liquids so I ate 3 spoonfuls of your powdered gatorade to fight off the hangover. Wish me luck and check me for a pulse when you get in!
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
I, soberly, gave myself a concussion trying to take a pic of my vagina. Fuck you and your hangover.
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
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