Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
I'm making a conscious effort to limit my spending at the bars...i wrote "FOR CAB ONLY" on a $20 last night
Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
IT'S FRIDAY. So quit being a pussy, get out of bed, and come help me drink these 40s. That's not a request.
He threw me out a window and then threw raw ground beef at us. Normally you'd hate someone for that, but that guy's great.
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
I was woke up by the fucking Star Spangled Banner this morning. I sat up in bed and put my hand over my naked heart. I was so confused
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
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