Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
I just woke up in my closet, wearing a pink cowboy hat and a pink thong...
I want my thong back.
I hate you tequila.
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
They should just send me home - I'm literally doing nothing but watching porn and listening to pandora.
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
I just had to explain why I ate a whole quart of mac and cheese before 8am. Not a good start to the day
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
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