Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
Brandon's Recipe: two parts cocoa, one part sugar, one part milk, two parts four, 378 parts paranoia. Thanks for the fucking brownies, bitch.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
Speaking of boners I learned how to say " jizz everywhere" in sign language
Of course, it's a law of friendship. "Thy friend Shalt always hold hatred for thine friend's swinish ex"
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
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