I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
I just melted my phone trying to make cookies. I think that's a sign.
Well I never thought in the future I'd be able to say "hey remember that Easter I made porn?"
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
She took her panties off, then farted in my general direction. I guess we're at that stage in our relationship.
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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