you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
Who wears a wallet chain?!
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
I got to the apartment, I was handed a beer within 20 seconds, I'm glowing in the dark, there's fog everywhere, and now I'm wearing a sombrero because apparently it's silly hat night. I never want to leave.
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
This is the third time my roommate and I have drunkenly hooked up. I'm starting to think she's not as straight as she says she is.
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
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