It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
I feel like im in a tornado of daylight savings, tequila and death
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
She's barefoot and topless screaming "HERE KITTY-KITTY" at a stray cat in the ditch on the side of the highway. How do I get her back in the car?
I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
My mouth feels like it's at the dentist but my body feels like it's at the strip club.
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
Today, this cop risk his life to save me from a sink hole but all I could do is laugh, I was so stoned
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
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