I had the most spectatular hardon this morning. I think it was trying to reach you in Wisconsin.
Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
I think that's the first time I've heard someone say "this is the safest way of doing things" while holding half a gallon of jagermeister
Watching the dude who probably knocked me up be all cute with his girlfriend on my couch. I am too nice, and I hate today.
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
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