well this feels familiar. awake at the crack of dawn laying in the fetal position praying for the sweet release of death. i think im done with jager for a while
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
I totally accidentally said "we don't go around hammering girls in the rear" in front of 132 5th graders today.
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
I'm driving while wearing hulk hands
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
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