Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
you started crying because you didn't get to wear your rainboots this week so i turned on the shower and let you jump around in it
youre the best friend ever
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
You should have seen the pharmacists face when I paid for my inhaler refill and a box of condoms.
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
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