is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
I wonder how many people saw me whip my junk out and bang it on the light post in front of holabird bar and liquors last night. I'm about tired of having to do that.
Nobody saw you except the people in the bar, because you weren't outside. You were inside, and you were smacking it on the mens bathroom door handle
I really hate whoever invented fireball.
i think i just lost a toe
well, you know. whores of a feather.
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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