Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
My last google search was "mavis beacon techs tping" Thank god google auto corrects bc otherwise i wouldn't know that i drunk-type 13 words a minute.
you probably have like 11 voicemails from us, one is us singing my heart will go on while were fucking
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
I need a new pic for your contact id. Because your boobs popping up when I'm having dinner with my grandma or, ya know, when kids have my phone isn't so good.
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
I have feelings that need drinking.
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
Randomize
