I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
Oh and I guess I added our cab driver on Facebook. He has "liked" every single one of my beach pictures. Kill me now.
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
what are you getting to drink for new years?
well seeing as how i just got diagnosed with a uti, whatever we can mix with cranberry juice
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