another moral hangover. fuck.
and this is why I hate my dad. He got 25x more angry with me when I wanted to drive a different route then he suggested to get to his house (more scenic- thus more enjoyable) then he did when I told him I was driving drunk with 4 people in the car and I got my 5th speeding ticket last night.
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
one day I'm really going to regret not using the boners I got in planes and cars
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
That's why there are breakfast margaritas.
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
just found out that she named her cat after me.
I'm in the fetal position watching the little mermaid and trying not to die. When do you come home?
Probably for the best. My morning wood is pretty horrible. I wouldn't want to tip the earth's axis/ create a new magnetic pole
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
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