Welp...herpes.
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
I have come to realize that my purpose in life is less musical and more as a filter of alcohol into water.
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
Called the cops on a high school party then went in after all the kids ran away and took the rest of the beer. What are you doing tonight?
The lady sitting right behind me on the bus has baby birds in her purse. Shes feeding them bugs from a cup with a pair of tweezers... I love san francisco!
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
You spilt a drink on my couch, then used my dog to mop it up... you called her a mop dog, repeatedly
So my plane's delayed and some guy is talking to "sparkles" he just told her to never again sell drinks from her cleavage. This is why I don't go home
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
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