the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
it tastes like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
You won't wear your Santa suit, I can't get trashed, and you won't use handcuffs! This is the worst Christmas EVER.
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
We're now referring to our nightly Skype time as "strokes of genius." Long distance sucks.
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
soo... how was my night?
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
Randomize
