Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
Dude you have to stop using "I eat good pussy" as a pick up line
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
LSHMSFOAIDMT = laughing so hard my sombrero falls off and I drop my taco.
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
From scraping the remnants from a coke bag at a lingerie party to meeting with an 80 year old man to discuss civil rights all in under 12 hours bizarrely feels like the epitome of my life
Building a door into the garage so when I bring girls home my mom doesn't wake up.
Pathetic yet considerate
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
Randomize
