we're blogging at a bar
...so i touched it.
umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
I though she ruined it by crying, then I realized it wasn’t a tear, it was my great aim. It turned out to be beautiful.
he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
He kept humping my leg and whispering "dont worry, thats my phone not my penis"
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
How was the picnic?
We played softball, except our team sucked. In one hand was a mitt, the other a beer.
Why didn't you put them down?
No beer left behind.
I was just lying down, dumping goldfish into my mouth and they like all came out I thought I was going to choke and die and people would be like damn that's so sad, she died laying in bed stuffing her face and reading kanye wests twitter, damn.
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
I've been with my family a total of 20 minutes and I'm ready to go on a bender. This is going to be a long weekend.
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