I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
No, no... it's pale and surrounded by awkward, curly, red hair. It's the Ronald McDonald of penises.
While you were hooking up with her I pulled you off to make sure you knew what you were doing.
You said you were "testing the product for Chris."
I'm a bad man.
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
Yeah I'm at work. Nothing like the threat of blowing chunks on passing cars to make you feel alive.
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
How drunk are you?
Completed.
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
you scattered cereal all over the floor so you could "re-trace your steps and figure out what happened." 20 min later you yelled about the mess and let the dog in to clean it up. 5 min after that you screamed since the cereal was gone. you suspected me and locked me in the bathroom so i could "think about what i'd done"
and you bit everyone who tried to let me out. no more tequila for you. EVER.
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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