Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
My bed is full of blood and feathers
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
I'm going to start charging you rent if you keep leaving your random conquests on my living room couch the morning after
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
I had perfectly good intentions but my penis had other ideas and now I need a place to crash what do you say
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