Banned from zoo.
Again?
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
I gotta bail on the cookout tonight. Im at the er getting stitches. Re-enacting porno went horribly wrong.
Next time he asks to wax your nipple while you're passed out I promise I'll be sober enough to intervene.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
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