thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
I just woke up and found a naked man on my floor. Looks like Dad had a wild night of strip poker
If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
Watching porn with a bag of marshmallows. Thats when you know you're stoned.
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
I wore sweatpants. When I show up to a booty call in sweatpants there's your warning
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
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