so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
Guess who figured out you can fit an entire bottle of champagne in a big Subway cup. Open container laws my ass.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
In other news, I just sneezed and almost shit myself. What is happening to my life??
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
My horoscope should say: you're an alcoholic, get help today, Pisces
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