like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
At the end of the night you handed the bartender a piece of paper with the word "VISA" written on it.
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
Every time I'm hungover I just want to watch Harry Potter and cry.
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
So Saturday night after 10 drinks I guess he tried to have sex with me and in the middle of it I asked "can you tell I'm faking it!?" and then I sat up and threw up in my hand. That's a sex Win in my books
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
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