omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
One of the cleaning ladies on my floor just screamed from the bathroom
Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
Also so weird my phone cracked after I repeatedly threw it at the ground as hard as possible
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
I smell of tequila and Im going to a funeral. This is my life.
Drunk twilight is the only twilight
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