Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
Do you think if Santa was real that he's have a big penis?
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
How do I ask where the Jello shot cups are at Walmart without sounding like white trash?
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
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