you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
Sitting next to a retarded hot married man on the plane, I got 6.5 hrs to homewreck this shit.
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
I mean I love some drunk compliments, but he just wasn't up to my low standards.
I need to sanitize my soul.
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
The lady in the stall next to me just screamed "why are you so hairy!?" and "why can't you get any!?" to her vagina. WTF
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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