Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
Even if he doesn't call, at least I can say i fucked a mascot.
Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
Out of curiosity, do you feel happiness for you, or sadness for ME, that you are the only one I drunk text?
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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