Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
I woke up with a dick pic from the ex-Mormon via email. Not really what I wanted to see before my first cup of coffee this morning, but I gotta say, I'm impressed.
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
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