i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
Life is so much better after having sex.
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
The cleaning lady even cleaned my bong. I'm scared to open my sex toy drawer and see if and how she organized it
I think he's speaking German to me now
Nevermind, he's just drunk and not texting properly
He said I act like a cross between a kindergartener and a high 70 year old man. Which is inacurate because it fails to account for the disco obsession.
I have this terrible fear I might accidentally text a pic of my dick to my grandma
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
You faceplanted on the railroad tracks and when I tried to tell you to get up, you told me you were "taking a quick breather"
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
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