its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
Some guy just delivered flowers to my roommate cause he fell off a roof onto her at a party last night. I think they have a date tomorrow.
you started putting condoms on anything with a point, then you were yelling at the lamp for using your last condom...
She tried to ditch the cab before she payed but she forgot to grab her shoes and wake me up
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
I left myself a trail of jello shots, that ended at his door. OR maybe he left me a trail of jello shots at his door. DO I GO IN!?
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
Like at first he was barely doing anything. So I was like harder and then holy shit he's like going all HULK SMASH on my vagina. I mean it felt fucking awesome. BUT STILL
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