ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
Remember that time you bought snap bracelets on Amazon and they sent you 300 pregnancy tests instead? Amazon knows.
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
You kept saying "this bitch", mumbled incoherently for like 5 minutes, took a shot, and kept going.
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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