just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
i want you to know that after i type the word "your" , vagina is next on my auto correct text
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
Be still, my beating vagina.
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
I woke up spooning with a broom that someone taped a mustache too..i need to stop starting my nights by drinking "hangover" wine.
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
I made a bucket list last night. Number 5: Will marry a wizard.
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