There's a dead frog in my kitchen?
Yeah, you found him outside and decided to give him a bath with your roommates electric toothbrush.
The worst part is that you sang Air Supply songs to him as you did it. Poor guy died in the middle of "Making love out of nothing at all"
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
Apparently it is frowned upon to ask the bouncer to stop pointing his flashlight in your face and step back so you can puke....and then do it
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
This weekend i learned three things 1) skittles in vodka is good 2) it takes more than a roll of quarters to get a cab home 3) never tell a bartender to give you your change in actual change
Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
Getting day drunk before work is perfectly acceptable when its 99 cent margaritas.
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
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