Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
Unlimited sex for unlimited netflix. I can deal with that. I think this is the first prostitution deal for netflix ever.
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
He asked me the next morning if he fell asleep inside of me. Drunk is an understatement.
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
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