Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
Block me from your phone tonight…I need to get laid tonight. But you've been being a douchebag. So not by you. But I might call you. So block me.
WHY WOULD I COCK BLOCK MYSELF???
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