I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
You said you were going inside to sober up and then you poured yourself a wine glass of warm gin
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
I was just crying my tits off and he was just sitting there listening. I was an open book of embarrassing life stories.
Wine is not your friend.
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
Don't judge me. It's a Monday night and I can eat burritos in while bathing in the kitchen sink if I want to.
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
The police report said i was screaming at someone that wasnt there, then the cops told me to call someone sober and i called mike to tell him "They are trying to arrest me for stealing information from the FBI" at that point they took me to jail.
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
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