Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
I got a Luke Skywalker costume so I can go do battle with the homeless guy who plays the fiddle dressed as Darth Vader downtown.
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
Learn from my mistakes. DO NOT try to steam a garment of clothing while you are wearing it. The burn is not worth the de-wrinkle.
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
So. My mom went grocery shopping for me while I was at work & brought the food here. Cool bc my dildo was laying on the counter. Forgot I left it out. I am sure she saw. Im mortified.
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