How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
At least I cut out the pieces of your hair where I braided gum into it last night. Thank me later.
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
Somehow i instagrammed my acceptance letter while blacked out. Then my grandma was the first to comment on it. I got over 50 likes....Phd here I come....
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
New low: uploading my contacts into Facebook in an attempt to get the name of the girl I brought home last night.
I went to smoke a bowl and realized that my lighter is out and there's still frozen blueberries in my bong... I need to reevaluate my life...
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
Where are you guys?
Drunk
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