How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
she said my body looked tiny like it was a bad thing and then didn't even mention how great my tits look. it's like we're not even friends.
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
This reminds me of the time I was given a lap dance by a David Bowie drag king...
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
Dude... She just sent me a story of how she wants to fuck me on a boat and call me her captain.. Well ahoy mateys, lets set sail
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
My roommate wasn't home and I was too drunk and tired so I peed in the trash can. Twice.
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