Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
Some rando guy literally just put my shoes on and tied them for me because I'm drunk... Is this what it feels like to be a princess?
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
I asked for a cup of water. They gave me tequila. They WANT ME TO DIE
I'M IN A SPINNING VORTEX OF SELF-HATRED AND HORNINESS
The creeper at the bar just realized we have the same birthday and bought me four beers already. He walked off so I took his change and dashed, i'm bringing the case over now.
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
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