he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
birth control and beer are two of the most beautiful creations ever invented.
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
Having my alarm go off at 3:30 makes me wanna rip my dick off and shove it through my eye socket
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
Wanna go on a picnic?
... by picnic I mean wanna sit on a blanket and drink with me?
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
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