It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
doing a walk of shame covered in blue food coloring is only embarrassing if you make it embarrassing...actually no its embarrassing on all accounts
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
I'm gonna have to get you a special blowjob bib -- like a lobster bib -- but instead of a picture of a little red lobster, it will have a picture of a penis, with 3 big squirts coming out.
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
Randomize
